Posted by
Conservatire on Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:05:15 AM
by Walt Urnative
Atrociated Press.
DETHLY,
Ill. – Senator John McCain has declared victory in the Democratic
Primary. He expressed eagerness to lead and unite the country behind
democrat ideals. McCain commented, “There are two kinds of people in
our country: those who divide people into two groups, and those who do
not – and we will separate ourselves from those divisive people.” He
then led a chant saying “agree with me for unity,” which rang
throughout the massive crowd of democrat supporters.
Barack
Obama was not sour about the loss and commended McCain for his victory.
“The whole country needs to get behind him,” Obama said. “Too many
people are quick to judge him by his ideas or his record. This is not a
time to question our leaders – we should avoid senseless bickering and
take politicians at their word.”
Voter reaction is very positive. Harmony Withdems, an Illinois
resident, commented “it's so great to have an effective leader. McCain
represents a coming together of our party to defeat conservatives, an
objective which we can all agree on.”
In the coming months, McCain plans to reach
out to the right by using conservative buzzwords but meaning different
things. For example, the term “smaller government,” will mean “smaller
conservative influence in government.” He also plans to “level anyone
who dares to criticize me. Did you know I'm a war hero, by the way?”
The Atrociated Press is researching news archives round the clock to
verify that claim.