By Walt Urnative
Atrociated Press.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senators Obama, McCain, and Clinton actually showed up for a senate meeting on Tuesday, dressed in Hawaiian shirts and Bermuda pants suit shorts. They were greeted with a warm welcome and a “long time no see” by fellow lawmakers.

Even General Patraeus, testifying before the senate that day, joined in the fun saying, “Yes president – I mean – senator!” The comment brought the entire panel into uproarious laughter, to which Senator Obama responded “Wait – do you work here or are you a special guest? I can't even tell, I've been away for so long. But seriously it's good to be back.”

Senator Clinton was thrilled to visit her part time “work” site, stating, “It's so nice to take a break from the usual campaigning and do the job I was elected to do. On the road there are so many pressures, but in here I don't have to fake emotion or humanity; I can just relax and be myself without fear of losing votes. I mean what are the voters going to do, start paying attention to what I say and do on the 'job?'” Our technicians tell us she followed those comments with laughter, but her shrill anthropomorphic facade was too much for our specialized audio equipment.

Republican Presidential candidate John McCain also seized the opportunity to question the General, mentioning that he too is a war hero. Patraeus was shocked by the news, but seemed puzzled by its relevance.

All three candidates declined to comment on whether the honor of their presence was a one time thing, or could be typically expected in the future. As always, The Atrociated Press will keep you updated on future developments.

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